lagtard

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A lagtard is a person who makes the whole network feel like it’s stuck in a traffic jam caused by a donkey on a bicycle.

My game froze like a dead frog in the middle of a boss fight.

The server was so slow, I could’ve baked a cake while waiting.

My friend tried to send me a message, but it took longer than a presidential speech.

A lagtard is someone whose computer is so slow, it might as well be running on a wheelbarrow.

My PC was slower than my grandma’s Internet.

I tried to open a file, and it took longer than my math test.

My laptop was so laggy, it could’ve been used as a sleep aid.

A lagtard is a human who thinks their brain is the only one that works, but it’s actually slower than a snail with a hangover.

My brain moved slower than my neighbor’s goldfish.

I tried to think, but my brain was like a broken printer.

My thoughts were so slow, they could’ve been used as a clock.

A lagtard is someone who can’t even win a game of checkers, let alone a special olympics.

I lost a match so bad, the opponent felt sorry for me.

I finished last in the race, and the winner was just tired.

I couldn’t even beat my dog in a race.