Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who loves to put off everything until the last minute and then panic like a chicken with its head cut off.

I didn’t start my homework until 10 minutes before it was due. Classic Lagsturbater move.

He waited until the day of the test to study. Total disaster.

She didn’t even buy the pizza until the party was already over. What even is life?

2

A person who would rather die than do their work on time.

I’d rather be buried than finish that report today.

He missed the bus because he was too busy watching cat videos.

She didn’t even show up to the meeting because she was still in pajamas.

3

A person who thinks doing things late is a superpower.

I can pull off a 10-hour project in 15 minutes. It’s a gift.

He did his whole project the night before it was due. Magic.

She finished her essay in 10 minutes. That’s not a miracle. That’s a Lagsturbater.

4

A person who would rather scream at you than do their work.

I’d rather scream at you than write that essay.

He yelled at his teacher because he didn’t do his homework.

She was so mad at herself she yelled at the whole class.

5

A person who thinks being late is a style choice.

I’m late. It’s a fashion statement.

He showed up 30 minutes late because he was ‘curating his arrival.’

She didn’t even bother to show up until the party was almost over. That’s called fashion.

6

A person who would rather be wrong than do their work on time.

I’d rather be wrong than finish that test.

He guessed all the answers because he didn’t study.

She answered the question wrong because she didn’t even read it.