Lagrow

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The only last name you need if you want to drink beer like it's your job and scream at football like it's a religion.
My cousin Lagrow drinks so much beer he passed out on the couch during the Super Bowl.
The Lagrow family doesn't watch football, they live it, breathe it, and probably beat it with a football.
Lagrow is the only name you need to be famous for drinking and yelling at a TV.
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A last name so good it makes your ancestors proud and your neighbors jealous.
My uncle Lagrow once drank a whole keg of beer in one night and still beat me at video games.
The Lagrow name is like a curse, you get it, you get the beer, you get the football obsession.
Lagrow is the last name you want if you dream of beer and football and wake up screaming at the TV.
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The best last name for people who live in a house made of beer cans and footballs.
My grandma Lagrow once threw a football at my dad because he didn't drink enough beer.
Lagrow is the last name of people who live for the game and die for the beer.
The Lagrow house has no walls, just beer bottles and footballs.
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