lagrande

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The most awesome last name ever. If you’re related to a lagrande, you’re basically royalty. Everyone else is just peasants with bad hair.

My cousin is a lagrande. He’s got more swagger than a donkey at a rodeo.

I want to be a lagrande so I can walk around like I own the place.

My teacher said I should marry a lagrande because I’m that desperate for cool.

A guy who makes good choices and then laughs at everyone else’s bad ones. He’s like the king of future decisions.

My uncle is a lagrande. He picked the best pizza slice and then mocked me for getting the crust.

I wish I was a lagrande. I’d make better life choices and not get yelled at by my mom.

My friend is a lagrande. He got a scholarship and I still don’t know how to apply for one.