Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid excuse for getting killed or messing up. It’s like blaming the game for your bad skills.

I got lagpickle because the game was broken!

Lagpickle? Please, I just suck at this game.

I died because of lagpickle, not because I’m a noob.

2

When you fail and blame the game instead of your own stupidity.

Lagpickle? I barely touched the map and I got killed!

I’m not bad, I just got lagpickle.

That wasn’t me being bad, it was lagpickle.

3

A fancy way of saying you’re a total disaster at this game.

I got lagpickle again, and I’m still not good.

Lagpickle is my new best friend.

I died, and now I’m lagpickle.

4

When you’re too lazy to try and just blame the game for your failure.

I didn’t even try, and I got lagpickle.

Lagpickle is just my way of saying I’m lazy.

I’m not bad, I just got lazy and got lagpickle.

5

A total mess-up that you call lagpickle to hide how bad you really are.

I messed up so bad, I called it lagpickle.

I got lagpickle, which means I’m a total mess-up.

That wasn’t just bad, that was lagpickle.

6

A dumb reason to say you failed, like the game was out to get you.

The game was out to get me, I got lagpickle.

I didn’t fail, I got lagpickle.

Lagpickle is when the game hates you.