lagot

I died three times and still said 'nice try' like I was king.

He got knocked out by a kid in a zombie game and cried like a baby.

She got eliminated in the first round and still posted a selfie with a 'I'm still on top' caption.

He called everyone fat but couldn't even fix his own math test.

She bullied the lunch ladies but cried when her mom left.

He made fun of the class clown but couldn't even finish his own homework.

He missed his own birthday party to watch a cat video.

She skipped dinner to post a 10-minute rant about her socks.

He forgot about his own exam to argue with a friend about pizza toppings.