lagosnia

1 views · Added 19h ago · 3 definitions

Lagosnia is when a girl is so annoying, she makes Helen Keller look like a normal person. You can’t talk, type, or breathe because she’s too much.

My ex got Lagosnia and I had to take her to the ER.

My sister has Lagosnia and she texts me 20 times a minute.

My crush got Lagosnia and I couldn’t even whisper to her.

Lagosnia is like being trapped in a scream room with a kid who won’t stop crying, only it’s a girl and she’s texting you.

My mom got Lagosnia and I couldn’t finish my pizza.

My crush got Lagosnia and I had to call 911.

My sister has Lagosnia and she texted me 50 times in 10 minutes.

Lagosnia is when a girl is so bad, she turns Helen Keller into a normal person. You can’t talk, you can’t type, and you can’t breathe.

My crush got Lagosnia and I had to go to the hospital.

My sister got Lagosnia and I had to hide under the bed.

My mom got Lagosnia and I couldn’t even eat my cereal.