Lagos Syndrome

I spent the whole weekend at the mall and now I can’t focus in class. I’m gonna fail because I’m too distracted by the thought of candy.

After the concert, I walked into my office and screamed at my boss. I told him I was going to quit if he didn’t give me a raise.

My friend went to a beach party and came back looking like a sunburned ghost. He said he’d rather be buried in sand than go back to his job.

I partied so hard last night that I forgot my mom’s birthday. I yelled at her on the phone and said I was going to throw her out of the house.

After the game, I couldn’t stop laughing and kept telling my teacher to shut up. I got sent to the principal’s office.

My cousin went to a rave and now she talks to the ceiling. She says it’s the only thing that still dances with her.

I went to a festival and came back so happy that I cried in the grocery store. I told the cashier I was going to buy the whole store if he let me keep dancing.

After the movie, I screamed in the theater and told everyone I was going to start a new movie called ‘My Life’ and I was the main character.

My brother went to a concert and now he won’t stop singing. He even sang in the shower and told the water it was a bad listener.

I went to a sleepover and now I can’t sleep in my own bed. I told my parents I was going to run away if they didn’t let me stay with my friend.

After the beach day, I screamed at my math teacher and said I was going to fail the test just to get out of class.

My sister went to a dance and now she won’t stop twirling in the kitchen. She told the fridge it was a bad partner.

I had so much fun at the park that I cried when I came home. I told my mom I was going to stay in the tree if she didn’t let me go back.

After the game, I threw a fit in the hallway and told my principal I was going to take over the school.

My friend went to a festival and now he won’t stop eating. He told the pizza it was his best friend and he wouldn’t leave it alone.