Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who talks so much they make everyone want to punch them

Lagorida started his rant at 8 AM and still hasn't stopped.

My mom is a lagorida. She can talk about her plants for hours.

He's a lagorida. I've seen him talk to a vending machine.

2

someone who thinks their opinions are the only ones that matter

She's a lagorida. She thinks everyone should listen to her 20-second thoughts.

He's a lagorida. He interrupts every conversation with his dumb ideas.

My boss is a lagorida. He thinks he's the only one who knows anything.

3

a person who can't shut up and thinks everyone is paying attention

My brother is a lagorida. He talked during the whole movie.

At the dinner table, she was a lagorida. No one could eat in peace.

He's a lagorida. He talked through the whole Zoom call.

4

a person who makes everyone else feel like they should be silent

My teacher is a lagorida. She talks so much the class can't breathe.

He's a lagorida. He talked over my presentation like it didn't exist.

At the party, she was a lagorida. No one could even speak.

5

a person who has the attention span of a goldfish but still talks nonstop

He's a lagorida. He talks about his lunch for 10 minutes.

My sister is a lagorida. She can talk about her day for hours.

At the park, he was a lagorida. He talked about his dog more than the park.