lagoona

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A hot blonde girl who’s like a walking party. She’s smart, laughs at your jokes, and will slap your face if you say something stupid. Don’t mess with her or she’ll turn into a human hurricane and destroy your life.

Hey Lagoona, wanna hang out after school? I promise I won’t eat your fries.

Lagoona just walked in. The whole cafeteria went silent. Then it exploded with laughter.

I asked her out. She said yes. Then she asked me why I was wearing socks in July.

by Slangipedia 15h ago

When a girl’s crotch is so sweaty it looks like a swamp. Only happens when she’s mad or when she’s been sitting in a gym for three hours.

My friend’s Lagoona. She’s so sweaty, I thought she was wearing a sock on her face.

He said he was gonna ask her out. Then he saw her crotch. Now he’s crying in the bathroom.

She walked into class like a normal person. Then I saw her crotch. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.

by Slangipedia 15h ago