lagoon whistle

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A gross way to say the tampon sticks floating in a smelly sewage pond look like whistles, and nobody wants to imagine what they're made of.

I saw a lagoon whistle and immediately vomited.

My cousin took a photo of one and sent it to my mom.

The lagoon whistle was so big, it looked like it was trying to whistle at me.

When a tampon applicator floats in a pond and looks like it's trying to blow a loud, smelly whistle.

That lagoon whistle was louder than my brother's snoring.

I almost drowned in a lagoon because of a whistle.

The lagoon whistle made my dog run away.

A sewage pond full of tampon sticks that look like whistles, and it's the worst thing you've ever seen.

The lagoon whistle made me quit my job.

I got fired for laughing at the lagoon whistle.

That lagoon whistle was so bad, it got a warning.