Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to call someone’s butt when it smells like a dead fish in a sewer

My cousin’s lagoon rectum could knock out a whole football team.

I told my teacher her lagoon rectum was louder than the school bell.

He said my lagoon rectum was the reason the gym was closed early.

2

The place where your butt goes when it’s so dirty it could start a war

My brother’s lagoon rectum is so bad, the neighbors left.

I called my mom’s lagoon rectum a war zone.

My lagoon rectum is so bad, the dog ran away.

3

A butt that’s so bad it could make a saint cry

My lagoon rectum is so bad, even the saints left.

She said my lagoon rectum was worse than a math test.

My friend’s lagoon rectum made the cafeteria go silent.

4

A butt that smells so bad it could be used as a weapon

He used his lagoon rectum to defeat me in battle.

My lagoon rectum is so strong, it could take down a dragon.

She said my lagoon rectum was the best weapon ever.

5

A butt that’s so bad it could make a zombie jealous

My lagoon rectum is so bad, even zombies want to leave.

He said my lagoon rectum could beat a zombie in a contest.

My lagoon rectum is so bad, the zombies started a union.

6

A butt that’s so smelly it could be used as a perfume

My lagoon rectum is so strong, it’s the best perfume ever.

She used my lagoon rectum as her new perfume.

He said my lagoon rectum could beat Chanel.