Lagoon Poon

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A smelly, sticky female bathroom that smells like old socks and hot dogs.

My cousin’s lagoon poon was so bad, the toilet paper had a mind of its own.

She walked into the gym and everyone ran out like they were on fire.

The lagoon poon was so strong, it made the gym teacher cry.

A wet, sticky female downstairs that can turn a man into a puddle of sadness.

He saw the lagoon poon and ran out like he was being chased by a bear.

She had lagoon poon so bad, the janitor had to mop with a shovel.

The lagoon poon hit him like a truck, and he didn’t come back for a week.

A woman’s bathroom that smells like a food fight and a bad decision.

The lagoon poon was so bad, the air smelled like a fart and a soup disaster.

She walked in, and the whole school had to take a break.

The lagoon poon was so strong, the principal had to open a window.

A place full of hot women who sweat like they’re on fire.

The lagoon poon was so hot, even the gym teacher got distracted.

He saw the lagoon poon and forgot how to breathe.

The lagoon poon was so good, he almost forgot his lunch.

When a woman’s downstairs gets so sweaty, it looks like a hot dog bun.

She had lagoon poon so bad, her legs were like meatballs.

He saw the lagoon poon and ran out like he was on fire.

The lagoon poon was so bad, the air smelled like a hot dog and a bad idea.