Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly hermit who hides in the swamp and eats gators for breakfast.

I saw a Lagoon Lurker wearing a sock on his head and yelling at a turtle.

My cousin’s a Lagoon Lurker. He tried to trap me in a swamp.

That Lagoon Lurker threw a fish at my car. I got fined.

2

A guy who lives in the woods and thinks the city is a bad idea.

That Lagoon Lurker yelled at me for using a phone in the woods.

My friend’s a Lagoon Lurker. He thinks the internet is a trap.

I saw a Lagoon Lurker wearing a mud mask and screaming at a mosquito.

3

A person who lives in the swamp and smells like a dead alligator.

My neighbor’s a Lagoon Lurker. He tried to turn my dog into a gator.

That Lagoon Lurker threw a mud pie at my car.

I saw a Lagoon Lurker swimming in a lake and eating a fish for lunch.

4

A half-wit who lives in the swamp and thinks the world is against him.

That Lagoon Lurker tried to fight a bear with a stick.

My brother’s a Lagoon Lurker. He thinks the moon is a gator.

I saw a Lagoon Lurker wearing a hat made of swamp mud.

5

A person who lives in the woods and hates everything that isn’t a gator.

That Lagoon Lurker tried to trap me in a tree.

My dad’s a Lagoon Lurker. He thinks the sky is a gator.

I saw a Lagoon Lurker eating a fish and yelling at a frog.

6

A guy who lives in the swamp and has no idea what a shower is.

That Lagoon Lurker smelled like a dead fish.

My uncle’s a Lagoon Lurker. He tried to eat my dog.

I saw a Lagoon Lurker wearing a shirt made of gator skin.