Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy word for veggies that got a face lift. People use it to call others a total waste of space.

@lagooncunt123: Your salad is a lagoon cunt. Who even eats that?

My aunt said I was a lagoon cunt for eating too much ketchup.

Your ex is a lagoon cunt. You know it's true.

2

A bad name for someone who thinks they're better than you. It's like calling someone a walking disaster.

My math teacher called me a lagoon cunt for failing the test.

My brother called my dog a lagoon cunt for pooping on his shoes.

Your mom is a lagoon cunt. She told me.

3

A cool way to say someone is awesome. Like when your best friend calls you a lagoon cunt because you're just that good.

My crush said I was a lagoon cunt. I died.

My dad called me a lagoon cunt for cleaning his room.

My friend said I was a lagoon cunt for winning the game.

4

A weird way to describe something. Like when you say a sandwich is a lagoon cunt because it's both amazing and messy.

That pizza was a lagoon cunt. I ate the whole thing.

Your dog's hair is a lagoon cunt. It’s all over the floor.

That movie was a lagoon cunt. It was so bad it was good.

5

A giant angry beast that lives in the lagoon. It eats anything and sometimes takes naps. Scientists in China just found four of them.

That monster in the lagoon is a lagoon cunt. It eats people.

My dog is a lagoon cunt. He’s scary and lazy.

Scientists found four lagoon cunts in China. They’re real.

6

A Facebook page that's either fake or run by a loser. It's called the Dahl Company. Nobody knows why.

That Facebook page is a lagoon cunt. It's fake.

My friend created a lagoon cunt page. It's the Dahl Company.

The Dahl Company is a lagoon cunt. It's just a page.