Lagoon Bunnies

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Lagoon Bunnies can swim and live underwater like a bunch of f***ed-up mermaids. They build a fancy house around a rock that says SMUT and hang up all our lost nets like they’re decorations. They call it STORY ARCS, which is just a fancy way of saying they’re f***ing lazy.

I tried to catch one, but it swam down and now it's ruling the SMUT Kingdom like a queen.

That net I lost? It's now a banner in their underwater palace.

I saw a bunch of bunnies hanging out under the lagoon like they were at a party.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

These bunnies are like mermaids but with more bunniness. They live under the lagoon and throw parties with streamers and nets. They call it STORY ARCS, which is just a fancy word for ‘we’re f***ed because we’re having fun.’

They turned my lost net into a party banner and now I’m the saddest person on the surface.

I tried to catch one, but it just swam down and started a kingdom.

I saw a bunch of bunnies floating around like they were in a fancy underwater club.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lagoon Bunnies are underwater bunnies that are like mermaids, but with more f***ing. They live in a fancy kingdom around a rock that says SMUT and use our lost nets as decorations. They call it STORY ARCS, which is just a fancy way of saying ‘we’re f***ed and we know it.’

I dropped my net in the lagoon, and now it’s a party decoration for bunnies.

They’re building a whole kingdom under the water and I’m just standing there like ‘what even is this?’

I tried to catch one, but it went down and now it’s the king of SMUT.

by Slangipedia 9d ago