Lagoon Assistance

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Getting help when you're trying to get in or out of a lagoon, like it's your last hope before you drown.

I asked for Lagoon Assistance because I was stuck like a soggy waffle.

He got Lagoon Assistance because he couldn't swim and his pride was already gone.

She needed Lagoon Assistance because the water was higher than her dignity.

When someone pulls you out of a lagoon like you're a baby and the lagoon is a mean uncle.

I got Lagoon Assistance because the lagoon was trying to eat me.

He got Lagoon Assistance because he was too tired to fight the water.

She needed Lagoon Assistance because the lagoon was louder than her phone.

Getting a hand when you’re stuck in a lagoon, like it’s the only thing keeping you from being a soggy ghost.

I needed Lagoon Assistance because the lagoon was trying to turn me into a fish.

He got Lagoon Assistance because he was too lazy to swim.

She got Lagoon Assistance because the lagoon was louder than her scream.

Getting help from a lagoon like it’s your personal lifeguard and you're too dumb to swim.

I asked for Lagoon Assistance because I was stuck like a soggy sandwich.

He got Lagoon Assistance because he was too busy crying to swim.

She got Lagoon Assistance because the lagoon was mocking her.

Getting pulled out of a lagoon like it’s your last chance before you become a waterlogged donut.

I got Lagoon Assistance because I was stuck like a soggy sock.

He got Lagoon Assistance because he was too tired to fight the water.

She needed Lagoon Assistance because the lagoon was louder than her voice.

Getting help when you’re in a lagoon and you’re too lazy or too dumb to get out.

I got Lagoon Assistance because I was too lazy to swim.

He needed Lagoon Assistance because he was stuck like a soggy pancake.

She got Lagoon Assistance because the lagoon was trying to eat her.