Lagoon

Current Trending
#snobby#fake#trendy

4 views · Added 8d ago · 7 definitions

1
A fake, snobby, trend-chasing person from Laguna Beach. As fake as a fish that thinks it's a rockstar. Guy version: a guy who thinks Hollister is a real job. Girl version: a fake-baked, fake-tanned, fake-life Barbie who thinks the ocean is just a fancy pool.
@LagoonBeachQueen: 'I'm not fake, I'm just enhanced.'
My cousin thinks he's a model because he wears a Hollister shirt on a Tuesday.
My neighbor's daughter looks like she got baked by a toaster and then dipped in glitter.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
2
A weird sex move where you twist yourself into a pretzel and look like a confused flamingo. You gotta do it while standing, like you’re trying to impress a cop.
My uncle tried the lagoon move and ended up looking like a pretzel with a face.
My cousin said it’s easier than doing the limbo.
My sister tried it and her legs looked like they were about to give up.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
3
Crazy stuff. Like when you and your friends decide to fight a chicken and a pizza box at the same time.
My friends and I did lagoon stuff last night. We fought a chicken and a pizza box.
Lagoon shenanigans: fighting a chicken, stealing a pizza box, and then arguing about it.
Lagoon is like when your friend starts a food fight in the middle of a math test.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
4
A public toilet that looks like it was dyed with a bottle of blue Kool-Aid. It’s so gross, it’s like the toilet is holding a grudge against you.
That public toilet is the lagoon. It looks like it was dyed with a bottle of blue Kool-Aid.
I went in the lagoon and it looked like it had a bad dye job.
The lagoon is so gross, it should have a warning label.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
5
A swimming pool that looks like it was painted by a drunk man. It’s in the worst part of town, and it smells like old shoes and regret.
That pool is the lagoon. It looks like it was painted by a drunk man.
The lagoon is like a pool that smells like regret and old shoes.
My friend went to the lagoon and came out looking like he had been tortured.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
6
An anime about pirates who look like they got hit by a truck and a taco. They fight, they rob, and they drink like they’re trying to forget their past.
That anime is the lagoon. It’s like pirates who got hit by a taco truck.
The lagoon is like a cooler version of a pirate show, but with more fights and fewer pirates.
I watched the lagoon and it looked like a pirate version of a math test.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
7
A situation where you like someone, but they just won’t take the hint. It’s like when you try to flirt and they think you’re just being friendly.
My crush is the lagoon. He thinks I’m just being friendly.
That girl is the lagoon. She won’t take the hint.
I tried to flirt with my crush, but he said I was just being friendly.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
xs