Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the guy who thinks he's the boss of everyone, even though he's just a fancy once.

My uncle is the lagonce. He thinks he's a god.

The lagonce called me a failure for not knowing his name.

He's the lagonce. That means he can boss me around anytime.

2

a once who thinks he's so cool, he gets to be president of all the onces.

The lagonce is just a once who got lucky.

He's the lagonce. That means he gets to pick who's annoying.

I hate the lagonce. He thinks he's the best.

3

the most annoying once who got a fancy title for being the worst.

The lagonce is the worst once ever.

He's the lagonce, and I'm not even mad.

The lagonce got the title for being the biggest idiot.

4

a once who got to be president just because he talked too much.

He's the lagonce, and he talks too much.

The lagonce got the job because he kept bragging.

I swear the lagonce got the title just for being loud.

5

the once who thinks he's the most important person in the whole once world.

The lagonce thinks he's the most important once ever.

He's the lagonce, and he's not even funny.

The lagonce is just a once who thinks he's special.

6

a once who got the fancy title just for being the most useless once.

The lagonce is the most useless once ever.

He got the title because he's the worst.

The lagonce is just a once who can't do anything.