lagode

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A person who texts so slow it feels like you're waiting for a god to reply. They’re basically a text god who’s too lazy to do their job.

'Yo' at 8 PM. Still waiting at 10 PM. Still waiting at 1 AM. Still waiting at 2 AM.

Sent a group message at 11 AM. Only one person replied. That one person was me.

Told them I was dying. They replied 'ok' 45 minutes later.

A human who texts like they're doing math in their head. They take so long to reply, you might as well text a robot.

You: 'Hey, what’s up?' Them: '...'. You: 'What's up?' Them: '...'. You: 'What's up?'

You: 'Are you alive?' Them: '...'. You: 'Are you alive?' Them: '...'. You: 'Are you alive?'

You: 'You got a text from me.' Them: '...'. You: 'You got a text from me.' Them: '...'. You: 'You got a text from me.'