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The GOAT in its most glorious and godforsaken state
My cousin ate 12 burgers and became a lagoatster
That guy cried during the movie and turned into a lagoatster
I failed my math test and now I'm a lagoatster
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When the GOAT gets so big it breaks the universe
He flexed so hard the internet crashed
She got a 100% on the test and the teacher cried
My dog ate my homework and became a lagoatster
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The GOAT’s final scream before it explodes
He said ‘I’ll never quit’ and then exploded
She screamed so loud the neighbors called the police
My mom said ‘I’m not done yet’ and became a lagoatster
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When the GOAT is so good it makes God mad
He was so good God kicked him out of heaven
She was so cool even the aliens came to watch
My brother was so awesome he turned into a lagoatster
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The GOAT in its last, glorious, goddamn form
He ate the whole pizza and became a lagoatster
She won the lottery and turned into a lagoatster
I failed everything and became a lagoatster
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When the GOAT is so strong it breaks the laws of physics
He lifted a car and became a lagoatster
She ran a mile in 10 seconds and exploded
I failed my life and became a lagoatster