Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The GOAT in its most glorious and godforsaken state

My cousin ate 12 burgers and became a lagoatster

That guy cried during the movie and turned into a lagoatster

I failed my math test and now I'm a lagoatster

2

When the GOAT gets so big it breaks the universe

He flexed so hard the internet crashed

She got a 100% on the test and the teacher cried

My dog ate my homework and became a lagoatster

3

The GOAT’s final scream before it explodes

He said ‘I’ll never quit’ and then exploded

She screamed so loud the neighbors called the police

My mom said ‘I’m not done yet’ and became a lagoatster

4

When the GOAT is so good it makes God mad

He was so good God kicked him out of heaven

She was so cool even the aliens came to watch

My brother was so awesome he turned into a lagoatster

5

The GOAT in its last, glorious, goddamn form

He ate the whole pizza and became a lagoatster

She won the lottery and turned into a lagoatster

I failed everything and became a lagoatster

6

When the GOAT is so strong it breaks the laws of physics

He lifted a car and became a lagoatster

She ran a mile in 10 seconds and exploded

I failed my life and became a lagoatster