Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A butt-scooting, face-melting, cum-dripping waste of oxygen

My cousin is a lagnus. He tried to hug me and I ran away screaming.

That guy at the bar is a lagnus. He licked the floor and called it a compliment.

My dog ran away from a lagnus. I don’t blame him.

2

A human-shaped meatball that smells like old socks and regret

My teacher called me a lagnus because I forgot my homework again.

He’s a lagnus. He eats pizza with his hands and doesn’t wash them.

My brother is a lagnus. He cried when he dropped his ice cream.

3

A walking fartsack who thinks he’s a king

He called me a lagnus because I sat in his chair. I sat there for two hours.

My neighbor is a lagnus. He yells at the mailman and throws his coffee at him.

My mom said I’m a lagnus because I ate all the cookies.

4

A guy who smells like a dirty sock and has the brain of a goldfish

He called me a lagnus because I beat him in a video game. He cried.

My friend is a lagnus. He tried to kiss my sister and she ran away.

He’s a lagnus. He wears socks with sandals and thinks it’s cool.

5

A human who looks like he was dragged through a mud pit and a cum lake

He called me a lagnus because I told the truth. I ran out of the room.

My uncle is a lagnus. He eats pizza and doesn’t brush his teeth.

He’s a lagnus. He tried to talk to me and I left before he finished.

6

A person who smells like a dead rat and thinks he’s the most important person in the world

He called me a lagnus because I didn’t listen to him. I told him to shut up.

My brother is a lagnus. He thinks he’s the king of the world and I’m just a peasant.

He’s a lagnus. He eats cereal for dinner and calls it a lifestyle.