Lagmouse

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A mouse that acts like it's been drinking and has no idea what it's doing when you try to move it.
My mouse is so laggy, it took me three tries to click the 'send' button on my DM.
I was trying to play a game and my mouse kept jerking like it had a seizure.
My mouse moved like a drunk man trying to walk a straight line.
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A mouse that moves like it's been run over by a truck and doesn't want to move anymore.
My mouse stopped halfway through my presentation and left me hanging like a bad joke.
I tried to draw a straight line and my mouse made a zigzag like it was possessed.
My mouse started lagging so bad, I thought my computer was trying to tell me something.
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A mouse that moves like it's been cursed and can't decide where it wants to go.
My mouse kept jumping around like it had a nervous breakdown during my Zoom meeting.
I was trying to click a link and my mouse went on a wild goose chase instead.
My mouse started lagging during my gaming session and ruined my high score.
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A mouse that moves like it's been dipped in glue and is stuck in slow motion.
My mouse moved so slow, I thought it was going to die before I could finish my text.
I was trying to click a button and my mouse moved like it was doing the Macarena.
My mouse lagged so bad, I had to take a break just to breathe.
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A mouse that moves like it's been kicked by a donkey and is trying to get revenge.
My mouse was so laggy, it took me five minutes to type one sentence.
I was trying to move my cursor and my mouse went on a detour.
My mouse was acting like it had a grudge against me during my work session.
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