lagmaster

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A person who lags so bad their computer acts like it’s dying and no one wants to play games with them because they’re slower than a turtle on a treadmill
My friend Joe tried to play Fortnite with me and his screen looked like it was being dragged through a swamp.
Lagmaster tried to join our Minecraft server and it took 10 minutes just to load a tree.
When Lagmaster tried to play Among Us, the game crashed before the meeting even started.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A human version of a broken modem who makes everyone else’s game feel like it’s being played on a dial-up connection from the 90s
Lagmaster tried to play Valorant and it took longer to load a bullet than it did to kill someone.
When Lagmaster tried to play Rocket League, the ball took 5 minutes to reach the goal.
Lagmaster joined my game and it took 2 minutes just to see the character.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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The kind of person who makes their computer look like it’s having a heart attack every time they try to play a game
Lagmaster tried to play Genshin Impact and it took 10 minutes just to open the menu.
When Lagmaster tried to play Elden Ring, the game started loading and he fell asleep waiting.
Lagmaster tried to play Call of Duty and it took 3 minutes to kill someone.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A person so bad at lagging, they make the internet feel like it’s been stuck in traffic for 10 years
Lagmaster tried to play Apex Legends and it took longer to revive a character than it did to win the game.
When Lagmaster joined our game, it took 1 minute just to move 2 feet.
Lagmaster tried to play Fortnite and the game loaded so slow it felt like it was being played on a spaceship.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A human who lags so much, their computer acts like it’s been hit by a truck and everyone else in the game just wants to quit
Lagmaster tried to play Roblox and it took 10 minutes just to walk 5 steps.
When Lagmaster tried to play Minecraft, it took 2 minutes to break a block.
Lagmaster tried to play GTA V and it took 5 minutes just to start the car.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A person who lags so much, they make the internet cry and everyone else in the game wants to punch them
Lagmaster tried to play League of Legends and it took 3 minutes to cast a spell.
When Lagmaster tried to play Animal Crossing, it took 10 minutes just to dig up a flower.
Lagmaster tried to play Minecraft and it took 5 minutes just to place a block.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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