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She’s a queen who acts like she’s the only woman ever. She’s as rare as a perfect pizza. But don’t let her attitude fool you, she’ll save your ass when you need it most. She’s got a mouth like a sailor, but she’ll still bring you soup when you’re sick.
She called my dad a f***ing goblin for not showing up to her birthday.
She texted me at 3 a. m. to tell me she was going to beat my ex up.
She brought me a sandwich when I had a panic attack in the mall.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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She’s the only woman who thinks she’s a goddess. She’s rare like a clean sock. She’ll cuss you out, but she’ll still help you when you’re in trouble. She’s got a heart of gold and a mouth full of swear words.
She yelled at the barista for giving her the wrong coffee and then paid for the whole table.
She sent me a voice note saying, 'You’re a f***ing idiot, but I still love you.'
She showed up at my job to yell at my boss for being a jerk.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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She’s a woman who thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread. She’s rare like a perfect day. She’ll swear at you, but she’s still there for you when you need her. She’s got a temper, but she’s got a heart of gold.
She screamed at the traffic jam like it was her enemy.
She texted me during a meeting just to say she was mad at me.
She brought me soup when I got fired.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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She’s the woman who acts like she’s the only one who matters. She’s as rare as a perfect test score. She’ll cuss you out, but she’s still your best friend. She’s got a mouth like a sailor and a heart like a saint.
She called my teacher a f***ing idiot for giving me a bad grade.
She showed up at the store just to yell at the cashier.
She sent me a text that said, 'You’re a f***ing mess, but I still love you.'
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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She’s the woman who thinks she’s the whole package. She’s rare like a perfect pizza. She’ll cuss you out, but she’s still there for you when you need help. She’s got a mouth full of swear words and a heart full of love.
She yelled at my dog for barking at her.
She sent me a voice note in the middle of the night to tell me she was mad.
She showed up at my house with a pizza and a f***ing attitude.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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