Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human walking speedometer who thinks crawling is a sport and doesn’t know the meaning of ‘hurry up.’

Why is he still getting dressed? The apocalypse is coming!

He took 10 minutes to walk to the coffee shop. I got a degree in that time.

He’s so slow, he turned a 5-minute meeting into a 20-minute nap.

2

A person who moves like a snail on a sugar high and doesn’t know what ‘fast’ means.

He took longer to reply to my message than I did to write it.

He took 15 minutes to cross the street. I almost got hit by a bus.

He took 3 hours to finish his lunch. I ate three meals in that time.

3

A human who thinks ‘slow’ is a superpower and ‘fast’ is a curse from the devil.

He took 20 minutes to text me back. I almost gave up on him.

He took forever to get ready for a party. I had to leave without him.

He took 1 hour to walk to the store. I could’ve driven there and back.

4

A human who moves so slow, they make a turtle look like Usain Bolt.

He took 10 minutes to walk to the bathroom. I got a degree in that time.

He took 2 hours to reply to my message. I almost sent a divorce petition.

He took forever to get ready for a Zoom call. I was done by the time he opened his mouth.

5

A person who thinks ‘slow’ is a lifestyle and ‘hurry up’ is a personal attack.

He took 15 minutes to walk to the kitchen. I almost lost my patience.

He took 2 hours to reply to my message. I had a full conversation with my cat.

He took forever to get ready for a meeting. I finished my work and got a snack.

6

A person who moves like a turtle on a nap and doesn’t know what ‘quick’ means.

He took 10 minutes to text me. I almost gave up on texting.

He took 2 hours to get ready for a party. I had a full day in that time.

He took forever to walk to the store. I got a degree in that time.