laglatism

My brain just took a dump and left me in the middle of a math test.

He said laglatism is when your brain goes to lunch and forgets to come back.

My mom calls laglatism the reason I failed gym class.

My brain is stuck in a traffic jam and I’m trying to pass a history test.

She’s so laglatist she can’t even text her crush.

My brain got stuck behind a turtle and I missed the whole game.

My brain went on strike during my math quiz and I flunked it.

He said laglatism is when your brain goes on strike and leaves you to flunk life.

My brain went on strike and I flunked my science test.

My brain was napping during the spelling bee and I got last place.

She said laglatism is when your brain is napping in the middle of a test.

My brain was napping and I forgot my homework.

My brain is so slow it thinks it’s in a snail race and I flunked the test.

He said laglatism is when your brain is in a snail race and you flunk everything.

My brain is in a snail race and I can’t even answer the question.

My brain is broken and I can’t even do 2 + 2.

She said laglatism is when your brain is so broken it can’t even do basic math.

My brain is broken and I flunked the math test.