Lagintosh

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A Mac that lags so much it might as well be a broken toaster.
My Lagintosh took 10 minutes to open a single photo. It’s like it’s trying to remember what a photo is.
I tried to stream a movie on my Lagintosh. It played the movie… in slow motion.
My Lagintosh is so slow it made my grandma’s walkie-talkie feel like a rocket.
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A Mac that lags so hard it might start crying.
I opened my Lagintosh and it took so long I had time to brush my teeth and eat breakfast.
My Lagintosh took 5 minutes to load a single app. It’s like it’s got a PhD in procrastination.
I tried to play a game on my Lagintosh. It started lagging before the game even began.
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A Mac that lags so much it's like it's been hit by a truck.
My Lagintosh is so laggy it took 3 minutes just to type this sentence.
I opened my Lagintosh, and it lagged so bad it looked like it was about to explode.
I tried to download a file on my Lagintosh. It took longer than my mom’s Sunday sermon.
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