laginamite

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a magical mix of vaginal fire and legit power that makes everything look like a winner
'That cake? Laginamite. I ate it and won the contest.'
'He said he'd come back. Laginamite. He came back with a bag of chips and a trophy.'
'That speech? Laginamite. It made the whole school cry and laugh at the same time.'
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the holy grail of being real and having a super strong vag that can change your life
'That pizza was laginamite. I ate it and it gave me a superpower.'
'She said she was tired. Laginamite. She ran a marathon and didn't even break a sweat.'
'That joke was laginamite. It had me laughing so hard I fell out of my chair.'
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when your vag is so good it makes everything else seem weak and stupid
'That dog? Laginamite. He barked so loud it scared the mailman.'
'That test? Laginamite. I got a 100 and my teacher cried.'
'That movie? Laginamite. I watched it twice and still didn't get the ending.'
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the ultimate combo of being real and having a vag that can blow things up
'That party was laginamite. I drank so much I turned into a unicorn.'
'That game was laginamite. I won and my friend cried in a bucket.'
'That math problem? Laginamite. I solved it and my brain exploded.'
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when your vag is so good it turns everything into a legend and a mess at the same time
'That cake? Laginamite. I ate it and turned into a dragon.'
'That speech? Laginamite. I listened and turned into a robot.'
'That pizza? Laginamite. I ate it and my dog turned into a superhero.'
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