lagina

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The big sore spot on a guy's junk from wearing pants so tight they might as well be a second skin. It’s the ridge you see when the testicles are squeezed like they’re in a vice. Also called camel-toe when a lady’s butt is pressed against another lady’s butt in tight pants.

My pants are so tight I think my lagina is gonna start a riot.

I saw his lagina from across the room. It was like a map of pain.

She wore those pants so tight I could see her lagina from the back of the bus.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Putting ricotta on your own or someone else's snatch to make sex better. It’s like adding a side dish to your main course. But instead of fries, it’s cheese. And it’s messy.

I put ricotta on my lagina and it was like heaven on earth.

He put ricotta on my lagina and I don’t know if I’ll ever wash that out.

We had a ricotta lagina party and it was the worst and best night of our lives.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A giant, smelly, dirt-filled vag that could give you a disease if you so much as sneeze near it. It’s like a swamp you can’t escape from.

Her lagina smells like a dead raccoon in a garbage can.

I got a disease from her lagina and now I sneeze cheese.

He walked into her lagina and never came out the same.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

The fleshy flap between your thumb and finger. It’s the thing you use to touch things, and sometimes it gets in the way when you’re trying to eat a burrito.

My lagina got stuck in the burrito and now it’s a burrito lagina.

I used my lagina to pick my nose and now it’s covered in snot.

She used her lagina to text me and I got a message from her finger.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago