Lagilelei

Lagilelei showed up 20 minutes late and still expected a standing ovation.

She texted me during my presentation like she wasn’t even there.

Her hair was a disaster and she still took a selfie.

Lagilelei spilled her coffee on my shirt and said it was ‘art.’

She tried to flirt with my boss and then cried when he didn’t bite.

She showed up to the party in pajamas and thought it was a fashion statement.

Lagilelei tried to make toast and it came out burnt and half-eaten.

She tried to text me and it just sent ‘poop’ to everyone in the group chat.

She tried to dance and looked like she was possessed by a confused octopus.

Lagilelei wore socks with sandals to the beach and thought it was ‘edgy.’

She yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong drink and then took a bite of it.

She showed up to the meeting in a onesie and demanded everyone else do the same.

Lagilelei tried to give a speech at the party and it was just her screaming into a microphone.

She took a bow after everyone else left the room.

She texted me during my birthday party and said ‘I should’ve been the center of attention.’

Lagilelei wore a shirt inside out and thought it was ‘rebellious.’

She showed up to the meeting with a sock on her head and no shoes.

She took a selfie and didn’t realize her hair was on fire.