Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To sit like a dead potato and do nothing.

Bro, you're laghy. I’ve been running for 10 minutes and you're still in your pajamas.

I texted you 5 times and you still didn’t reply. You’re laghy.

You said you’d help me move, but you’re still sleeping. Laghy much?

2

To be so slow you make a snail look fast.

You took 20 minutes to reply to my message. Laghy.

I asked you to bring food and you’re still at the store. Laghy.

You’re laghy. I’ve been waiting for 1 hour and you’re still on the toilet.

3

To be so useless you could be a doormat.

You’re laghy. I gave you a task and you didn’t even do it.

You’re laghy. You said you’d help me clean but you’re still on the couch.

You’re laghy. I’ve been working for 3 hours and you’re still eating chips.

4

To be so lazy you could be a couch.

You’re laghy. I told you to get up and you’re still on the couch.

You’re laghy. You said you’d come to the party but you’re still in bed.

You’re laghy. I’ve been waiting for you for 2 hours and you’re still sleeping.

5

To be so slow you could be a turtle in traffic.

You’re laghy. You took 10 minutes to send me a message.

You’re laghy. You said you’d come in 5 minutes but you’re still outside.

You’re laghy. You’re slower than my grandma walking to the store.