laghouse

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A computer so slow it makes a snail look like a race car.

My laghouse took 10 minutes to open a pizza app. I was already hungry.

I tried to watch a movie on my laghouse. It took longer than the movie.

My laghouse is so slow it could make a turtle cry.

A computer that takes longer to load than your mom takes to finish her coffee.

I tried to play a game on my laghouse. It took longer than my math test.

My laghouse is so slow it could make a glacier look fast.

I tried to text my friend on my laghouse. It took 5 minutes to send one message.

A computer that feels like it’s being dragged through a mud pit.

My laghouse is so slow I could take a nap while it loads.

I tried to stream a movie on my laghouse. It was slower than my brother’s speech.

My laghouse is like a broken treadmill. It just moves in slow motion.