laggy noob

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A laggy noob is a Roblox player who constantly gets stuck in the middle of the map, yells at the screen, and thinks teleporting is a skill.
I saw this noob teleport 10 times and still got squished by a kid in third grade.
He ran into a wall, screamed, and then tried to teleport again like it was magic.
He spent 20 minutes just to get to the fight and then died instantly.
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A laggy noob is someone who plays Roblox like it's a cursed video game, and they think lag is a new type of power-up.
He got stuck in a portal and kept yelling, 'This is not fair!' for five minutes straight.
He tried to fight a boss and lagged so bad he didn't even see the attack.
He ran in circles for ten minutes and then cried because he couldn't find the map.
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A laggy noob is a Roblox player who thinks teleporting is the only way to win and doesn't know how to play the game properly.
He teleported right into the middle of a battle and got instantly killed by three people.
He tried to join a fight and lagged so much he didn't even show up.
He spent 15 minutes teleporting and still didn't know where the fight was.
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