Laggy Misclick

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When you're deep in the zone with a lady and your brain freezes up like a slow computer, making you jab the wrong hole by accident.

I was going for the main event, but my brain went on vacation and I hit the side door.

My mom says I did the same thing to my cousin’s girlfriend last year.

I was trying to be smooth, but my brain turned into a dial-up connection.

You're mid-action and your brain decides to lag, so you accidentally poke the wrong hole like a confused robot.

I was going for a classic, but my brain crashed and I hit the backup plan.

My dad told me he did the same thing to my aunt when he was 14.

I thought I was being cool, but my brain was offline.

You're in the middle of the fun and your brain takes a 5-minute break, making you accidentally go in the wrong hole like a confused toddler.

I thought I was being a pro, but my brain took a lunch break and I hit the wrong spot.

My brother says he did it to my mom when he was 12 and it was a disaster.

I was trying to impress her, but my brain was on vacation.

You're halfway through and your brain short-circuits, so you accidentally poke the wrong hole like a lost tourist.

I was doing great until my brain turned into a lightning storm and I hit the wrong hole.

My cousin said he did it to his girlfriend and she was confused for a whole week.

I thought I was being smooth, but my brain had a meltdown.

You're in the thick of it and your brain decides to take a nap, making you accidentally hit the wrong hole like a sleepy kid.

I was going for a classic, but my brain fell asleep and I hit the wrong spot.

My uncle says he did the same thing to his first girlfriend and it was a nightmare.

I thought I was being cool, but my brain was snoring.

You're mid-action and your brain freezes up like a broken printer, making you accidentally hit the wrong hole like a confused animal.

I was trying to be a pro, but my brain jammed and I hit the wrong hole.

My friend says he did it to his ex and she was confused for days.

I thought I was being smooth, but my brain was stuck in a loop.