Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your computer is so slow it feels like it's being tortured by a million monkeys with a chainsaw

My computer is slower than my grandma's walker

This game is laggy like I'm playing it through a brick wall

My video is buffering so much it's trying to take a nap

2

Your computer is so laggy it’s like it got hit by a bus and is still trying to get up

This video is laggy like I’m watching it through a cave

My game is laggy enough to make a sloth cry

My computer is laggy like it’s on a 10-hour road trip

3

Your computer is so laggy it’s like it’s got a brain made of wet spaghetti

This video is laggy like I’m watching it through a spiderweb

My game is laggy enough to make a robot give up

My computer is laggy like it’s stuck in a traffic jam with 1000 cars

4

Your computer is so laggy it’s like it’s got a lazy roommate living inside it

This video is laggy like it’s being watched by a zombie

My game is laggy enough to make a cat roll over and die

My computer is laggy like it’s taking a 10-year nap

5

Your computer is so laggy it’s like it’s got a hangover and a broken brain

This video is laggy like it’s being played by a turtle with a broken shell

My game is laggy enough to make a dog bark at nothing

My computer is laggy like it’s stuck in a time warp

6

Your computer is so laggy it’s like it’s got a thousand cats fighting inside it

This video is laggy like it’s watching it through a broken mirror

My game is laggy enough to make a robot start singing

My computer is laggy like it’s stuck in a never-ending snowstorm