laggy

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So slow it makes you want to punch the screen. Like watching paint dry on a Monday.
My game loaded slower than my grandma’s walker.
This laggy thing is worse than my math test.
I waited so long for it to load, I could’ve finished my breakfast.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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When a noob is so far away from the server, it’s like they’re in another dimension and the internet is crying.
This kid is so laggy, he’s probably in Antarctica.
He’s so laggy, his connection is slower than my brother’s brain.
That noob is so laggy, he’s probably connected to a server in the 1800s.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Dragging along like a tired zombie. You’re so half-asleep, you’re probably dreaming about being awake.
I woke up feeling like I’d been dragged through a mud pit.
This day is so laggy, it’s like I’m in a slow motion movie.
I’m so laggy, I think I fell asleep in the middle of my lunch.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A creepy stalker from the East Coast who follows you everywhere. They’re like the creepy guy who sits behind you in math class and whispers your name.
This guy is laggy, he follows me to the store like he’s my shadow.
She’s so laggy, she even follows me in the bathroom.
This guy is laggy, he even follows me to my mom’s house.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A word for someone so dumb, they’re like a goldfish with a brain injury. Not as bad as a retard, but still pretty bad.
That kid is so laggy, he thinks the sky is a ceiling.
This guy is laggy, he thought a donut was a math problem.
She’s laggy, she thinks pizza is a vegetable.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Big saggy boobs. Like a pair of balloons that just got hit by a truck.
Her boobs are so laggy, they look like they’re about to burst.
He’s got laggy, like a pair of balloons ready to pop.
That girl is laggy, her boobs are like a pair of overfilled balloons.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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The total opposite of a chav. A posh stuck-up snob who thinks they’re better than everyone else and wears suits like they’re royalty.
That guy is laggy, he thinks he’s the king of the world.
She’s so laggy, she wears a suit to the grocery store.
He’s laggy, he calls the police because his coffee wasn’t hot enough.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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