laggotry

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when your internet is so bad it feels like your whole life is getting ruined by a bunch of stupid wires and a bad decision
My internet just died mid-roblox fight. I got killed by a kid in a dinosaur costume.
I tried to watch a movie and it looked like it was being filmed through a broken window.
My gaming session turned into a wrestling match with my router.
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when your connection is so weak it thinks being gay is a good idea and then proceeds to make your life a nightmare
My internet is flirting with my phone and ignoring me.
I tried to stream and my face looked like it was being broadcast from a cave.
My game froze mid-boss fight. The boss just stared at me like I was a bad date.
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when your internet or signal is so bad it's like your whole life is being controlled by a group of lazy monkeys
My internet just fell asleep during my favorite show. I had to shake it awake.
I tried to play a game and it was like the server was on a coffee break.
My signal is so weak it thinks it's a ghost and keeps hiding from my phone.
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