Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The last place you end up when you're too wasted to remember your own name.

I woke up in a ditch. Laggoland was my new home.

My friend tried to go to the bar. He ended up in Laggoland.

I tried to walk home. Laggoland took me instead.

2

Where your brain goes to hide when you drink too much.

I thought I was going to a party. Turns out I was going to Laggoland.

My brother drank a whole bottle of vodka. He's stuck in Laggoland.

I tried to talk. My brain said, 'Nope. Laggoland first.'

3

The prison you get sent to when you can't stop laughing and your pants are on backward.

I got sent to Laggoland for laughing at my own stupidity.

My friend's pants were on backward. He was in Laggoland.

I tried to act normal. Laggoland wouldn't let me.

4

The place where your body gives up and your mind starts yelling at you.

I drank so much my body gave up. Laggoland took over.

My brain was yelling at me. I was in Laggoland.

I tried to think. My brain just screamed. Laggoland won.

5

Where your friends go when you're too drunk to be cool anymore.

I was cool. Then I got drunk. My friends went to Laggoland.

I tried to be cool. My friends laughed. Laggoland took them.

I got too drunk. My friends left me in Laggoland.

6

The place your brain goes when your body is too busy throwing up to think straight.

I threw up so much my brain went to Laggoland.

My body was busy throwing up. My brain was in Laggoland.

I tried to think. My body threw up. Laggoland won.