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To be so wasted you can’t tell your arse from your elbow and your brain is doing the Macarena.
I laggoed so hard I tried to talk to my fridge.
He laggoed at the pub and cried into a pint.
She laggoed so bad she tried to text her dog.
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To be so drunk you think you’re a superhero and your pants are on backwards.
I laggoed and tried to fly off a barstool.
He laggoed and told the barman he was the king of England.
She laggoed and tried to flirt with the jukebox.
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To be so wasted you think your friend is a chicken and you start talking to the ceiling.
I laggoed and tried to teach my friend to lay eggs.
He laggoed and told the ceiling it was his ex.
She laggoed and started dancing with a mop.
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To be so drunk you think you're a wizard and your socks are on your hands.
I laggoed and tried to cast a spell on my neighbour.
He laggoed and turned his coffee into a potion.
She laggoed and tried to summon a ghost with her phone.
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To be so wasted you think you're a dog and you start barking at the waiter.
I laggoed and tried to chase a waiter down the street.
He laggoed and barked at the bartender like he was a cat.
She laggoed and started howling at the ceiling fan.