Laggmancer

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A nobody who gets lucky because the game is lagging and their brain is full of nonsense.
My opponent was so bad I thought they were playing with a donkey. Then the lag hit and I won.
That guy’s ping was worse than my mom’s cooking. He won by accident.
I had to take a leak during the match. The lag was so bad it felt like a war broke out.
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A person who wins not because they’re good but because the game is broken and their brain is broken too.
I lost because my internet was slower than my cousin’s turtle.
He won because the game froze and my brain was on fire.
The lag was so bad I thought my controller was trying to quit.
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Someone who wins because the game is slow and their brain is slower.
The lag was so bad I thought I was playing against my grandpa’s old phone.
I lost because the game was slower than my math teacher’s speech.
That guy won because the lag was louder than my sister’s screaming.
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A player who wins not because of skill but because the game is lagging and their brain is full of cheese.
The lag was so bad I thought the game had a headache.
I lost because the game was slower than my mom’s stories.
He won because the lag was louder than my brother’s music.
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