lagging my tits off

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When your computer is so slow it might as well be dead, and you're too annoyed to even bother yelling at it.
My computer is moving slower than my grandma’s walker. Lagging my tits off.
This thing is taking forever to load. Lagging my tits off, I swear.
I clicked a button and now it's taking a decade. Lagging my tits off.
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Your computer is so slow it thinks it’s in a marathon, and you're about to throw it out the window.
This computer is slower than a turtle on a treadmill. Lagging my tits off.
I'm waiting for my computer to load like it's the end of the world. Lagging my tits off.
It took my computer 10 minutes to open a file. Lagging my tits off.
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When your computer is so slow it's making you question your life choices and your computer’s life choices.
This thing is so slow it’s like it’s holding a funeral for every file it opens. Lagging my tits off.
I’m so annoyed at my computer right now. Lagging my tits off.
I clicked one button and now my life is on pause. Lagging my tits off.
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When your computer is so slow it feels like it’s trying to sabotage your entire day.
My computer is so slow it’s trying to ruin my day. Lagging my tits off.
It's like my computer is taking a break and I'm the one working. Lagging my tits off.
I can't even open a file without a 10-minute wait. Lagging my tits off.
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When your computer is so slow it might as well be on vacation and you're the one working.
This computer is on vacation and I'm doing all the work. Lagging my tits off.
It took my computer 5 minutes to open a file. Lagging my tits off.
I'm waiting for my computer to load like it's the slowest kid in class. Lagging my tits off.
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Your computer is so slow it’s like it’s holding a grudge against you and every file you open.
My computer is holding a grudge and it's making me mad. Lagging my tits off.
It's like my computer is trying to get me fired. Lagging my tits off.
I click a button and now I'm waiting for my life to start again. Lagging my tits off.
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