Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When something is so slow it feels like it's been sitting in traffic for 10 years and still can't decide where it wants to go.

My phone is so laggy it took 10 minutes to open a single meme.

This game is so laggy I could’ve finished my homework before it loaded.

My mom’s old computer is so laggy it makes me want to scream and cry.

2

So slow it makes you want to kick the thing until it starts moving.

This app is so laggy it took me longer to swipe left than my first crush.

My internet is so laggy I could’ve gone to sleep and woken up before it loaded.

This video is so laggy it’s like watching a snail do a dance routine.

3

The most unholy beast in the world. Laggie will give you nightmares and make you question your life choices.

Laggie is the reason I failed math and also my life.

Laggie showed up in my DMs and said, 'I know where you live.'

Laggie followed me to the grocery store and I had to buy 10 gallons of milk just to escape.

4

When a noob gets stuck in a server so far away it’s like they’re trying to call someone from another planet.

That kid is so laggy I could’ve finished my whole lunch before he loaded.

He was so laggy I thought the server was being haunted.

She was so laggy I had to send her a message just to make sure she was still alive.

5

When you're so tired it feels like you're dragging your body through a swamp and you just want to die.

I woke up like this: half-dead, half-alive, and completely laggy.

This day is so laggy I could’ve slept through the entire thing.

I got up at 7 AM and by 8 I was already laggy.

6

A person who is literally the worst. They are TerahMacInnes and they will ruin your life.

TerahMacInnes is the reason I failed math and also my life.

I saw TerahMacInnes in the cafeteria and I ran away.

TerahMacInnes is the reason I have 10 gallons of milk in my house.

7

A creepy person who follows you like a lost puppy and makes you feel like you're being watched by a ghost.

This guy is a laggy person and he follows me everywhere.

She’s a laggy person and she stops when I stop, like a weirdo.

That kid is a laggy person and he won’t stop talking to me.