Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

as slow as a grandma walking to the store

You're laggin' tough, bro. I've seen a turtle move faster.

Why are you still eating breakfast when we're already at school?

You're laggin' tough. I'm halfway through my lunch and you're still trying to tie your shoes.

2

you're moving like a snail with a broken shell

You're laggin' tough. I left you at the bus stop and I'm already at the mall.

You're laggin' tough. Your brain is slower than your body.

You're laggin' tough. I've seen a fridge open faster than you.

3

you're slower than a turtle on a treadmill

You're laggin' tough. I left you in the hallway and I'm already in class.

You're laggin' tough. I've been sitting here for 10 minutes and you're still coming.

You're laggin' tough. I've finished my homework and you're still halfway through your pencil.

4

you're like a robot that forgot how to move

You're laggin' tough. I'm done with my lunch and you're still eating your sandwich like it's your last meal.

You're laggin' tough. Your legs are moving like they're stuck in glue.

You're laggin' tough. I'm finished with my test and you're still trying to remember your name.

5

you're so slow you're giving the turtle a complex

You're laggin' tough. I'm halfway through my math test and you're still trying to count to 10.

You're laggin' tough. You're slower than the turtle in the race.

You're laggin' tough. I've finished my dinner and you're still eating your salad.

6

you're moving like a zombie with a broken leg

You're laggin' tough. I'm at the park and you're still walking to the door.

You're laggin' tough. Your brain is slower than a zombie's brain.

You're laggin' tough. I've finished my video game and you're still trying to figure out how to turn it on.