laggin like a motherfucker

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When your internet is so slow it feels like your mom's cooking a whole Thanksgiving dinner in the middle of a video game.
My ping is so high I could play chess on it.
This lag is worse than my ex's excuses.
I'm not playing the game, I'm watching it suffer.
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Lag so bad it makes your connection feel like it's been kidnapped by a WiFi router.
I'm not lagging, I'm being tortured by the internet.
This lag is so bad it deserves its own award.
My game is slower than my neighbor's cat.
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When your lag is so bad it makes your connection feel like it's been hit by a truck and left for dead.
This lag is like my brain on a Monday morning.
I'm not playing a game, I'm watching my character die slowly.
Lag so bad it makes my Wi-Fi cry.
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When your lag is so bad it feels like your internet has been kidnapped by a bunch of slowpoke Pokémon.
This lag is slower than my grandma’s Wi-Fi.
I’m not even playing the game anymore, I’m just watching it choke.
My connection is slower than my neighbor’s dog.
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When your lag is so bad you feel like you're fighting a battle against the entire internet.
This lag is making my brain explode.
I’m not losing the game, I’m losing my sanity.
My connection is so slow it’s like it’s taking a nap.
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When your lag is so bad it feels like your internet is taking a five-hour nap in the middle of your favorite game.
This lag is like my brain on a Sunday afternoon.
I could play chess on this lag and still win.
My connection is slower than my cousin’s speech.
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