laggi3

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A human who would rather get wasted, bet their last dollar, or waste all night on a video game than do anything that matters.

I’m gonna lose my job because I spent $50 on a pizza and a soda.

I bet my mom’s favorite cat that I could beat her at Mario Kart.

I skipped my math test to play Fortnite.

A person who lives in a fantasy world where responsibilities are just a rumor and snacks are a necessity.

I didn’t go to work because I had a dream about being a dragon.

I ignored my mom’s calls to go to the store because I was fighting a virtual monster.

I used my allowance to buy a soda instead of paying rent.

Someone who thinks their life is a never-ending party and everyone else is just a guest who won’t show up.

I didn’t show up to my dad’s meeting because I was at the bar.

I got grounded because I drank all my soda and tried to talk to my dog.

I skipped my mom’s birthday because I was playing Call of Duty.

A person who would rather die than do their chores, and even then they’d probably argue about it.

I didn’t do my homework because I was arguing with my brother about who was the best at Fortnite.

I got into a fight with my mom because I wouldn’t clean my room.

I got kicked out of the house because I drank all the milk and yelled at my dog.

A person who lives in a world of snacks, video games, and bad decisions, and thinks that’s a full-time job.

I didn’t go to school because I had a snack and a video game.

I got in trouble for betting my allowance on a soda.

I skipped my mom’s meeting because I was playing a video game with my dog.