laggermeister

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A guy who’s 100% German, 100% Italian, 100% Polish, and 100% lagoff. He goes to ‘College College’ and lives in a tiny house with at least 5 attics. You yell ‘geet’ at him, but since he’s got all those traits, you call him a laggermeister.
Just saw this guy at College College. He had 5 attics and a degree in being annoying.
Yelled 'geet' at him, but he turned around and said, 'You’re not even half Polish.'
He’s the only person who can make lagoff sound like a title.
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A human who’s 100% German, 100% Italian, 100% Polish, and 100% lagoff. He goes to ‘College College’ and lives in a house that’s more attic than house. You yell at him, but you call him a laggermeister because he’s got everything else.
He lives in a house with 5 attics and still has time to be a lagoff.
Tried to yell 'geet' at him, but he turned it into a 5-attic debate.
This guy’s got more attics than a college student has regrets.
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A dude who’s 100% German, 100% Italian, 100% Polish, and 100% lagoff. He goes to ‘College College’ and lives in a house with more attics than sense. You yell at him, but you call him a laggermeister because he’s got all the traits.
He lives in a house with 5 attics and still has time to be a lagoff.
Tried to yell 'geet' at him, but he turned it into a 5-attic debate.
This guy’s got more attics than a college student has regrets.
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