lagger

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A lagger is someone who rats out their cellmate to the cops just so they can get a shorter sentence or some cash. They’re the worst kind of low-life.

@ghostiintom just told the cops about me for a five-year reduction. I’m gonna kill him when I get out.

This lagger snitched on me for a $500 bribe. I’m gonna make him regret it.

The lagger in our cell got 2 years off his sentence. I got 5 more. That’s not fair.

A lagger is the worst kind of online player who joins a game and turns your ping into a nightmare because their connection is worse than a donkey’s.

This lagger joined my game and my ping went from 20 to 1000. I can’t even move.

I had to wait 10 minutes for this lagger to load into the game. It was like watching paint dry.

This lagger’s connection is so bad, my character froze mid-sprint. It was embarrassing.

A lagger is someone who always shows up late, like they’re walking through a swamp with a broken foot.

I waited 30 minutes for this lagger. He showed up just as the movie started. I was mad.

This lagger missed the whole meeting because he got stuck in traffic. He didn’t even know it was a meeting.

The lagger was 15 minutes late for the party. He came in with a donkey. It was weird.

A lagger is someone who promises to do something and then disappears like a ghost. They’re the worst kind of fake friend.

This lagger said he’d help me move. He showed up with a donkey and left before the boxes were even unpacked.

I asked the lagger to finish my homework. He said he would. He didn’t. I got a D.

This lagger said he’d come to my birthday party. He didn’t show up. I had to eat cake alone.

A lagger is a driver who leaves so much space between them and the car in front of them, they might as well be driving on a different road.

This lagger left a 10-car gap between him and the car in front of him. I was like, what is he doing?

I was stuck behind this lagger for 20 minutes. He was going 40 mph in a 60 zone.

This lagger thinks he’s being safe, but he’s just being a huge pain in the ass.