Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting caught by someone else like a rat in a trap. You’re the dumb one who didn’t see it coming.

My mom dobbed me in for eating the last slice of pizza. I was lagged for life.

He got lagged in math class because he cheated on the test.

She was lagged by her best friend during the big dance.

2

Feeling like a million bucks after smoking weed. You’re chill, happy, and ready to laugh at everyone.

After the first hit, I was so high I laughed at my dog’s face.

He was lagged and just sat there eating chips like a king.

She was lagged and texted me, ‘I just became a wizard.’

3

Moving like a snail on a Sunday. You’re slow, lazy, and probably dreaming about sleeping.

He was lagged and took 10 minutes to walk to the store.

She was lagged and couldn’t even send a text.

I was lagged and missed my bus because I was too tired.

4

Not showing up when you were supposed to. You’re the worst friend ever.

He was lagged and didn’t come to the party. I was mad.

She was lagged and didn’t show up to our date. Big mistake.

They were lagged and missed the whole event. Total ghost.

5

The game gets all glitchy and you start screaming like a baby. You can’t handle the lag.

The game lagged and he started screaming like he was dying.

She lagged and her character fell into a pit. It was sad.

He lagged and lost the game because the internet was broken.

6

So tired you can’t do anything. You’re like a zombie who just got hit by a truck.

He was lagged and just sat there like a zombie.

She was lagged and couldn’t even eat her lunch.

They were lagged and fell asleep in the middle of the movie.

7

Texting someone who’s so boring you want to throw your phone out the window. You can’t stand them.

He texts me like a boring robot. I’m lagged.

She texts me and it’s just ‘hi’ and ‘bye.’ I’m lagged.

They text me and say nothing. I’m lagged.