Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so slow it makes you want to cry and text your ex

My phone is so laggy I could’ve texted my ex instead of using it

This game is so laggy I got a headache and called my mom

This app is so laggy I’d rather do my math homework

2

so bad it makes you question your life choices and your WiFi

This video is so laggy I thought my life was over

My internet is so laggy I might as well live in the 80s

This website is so laggy I wish I was dead

3

so slow it turns your brain to mush and your mom texts you

This app is so laggy I forgot what I was doing and my mom texted me

My phone is laggy enough to make my brain quit

This game is laggy and I got a text from my brother mid-lag

4

so slow it makes you want to scream and delete your phone

This app is so laggy I screamed into my pillow

My phone is laggy enough to make me want to throw it

This game is so laggy I might as well delete my phone and get a horse

5

so bad it makes your eyes bleed and your dad yells at you

This video is so laggy I saw colors and my dad yelled at me

My phone is so laggy it made my eyes bleed and my dad saw

This app is so laggy I cried and my dad yelled at me for crying

6

so slow it makes your brain stop and your mom calls you

This game is so laggy my brain went to sleep and my mom called

My phone is laggy enough to make my brain take a nap

This app is so laggy my brain quit and my mom called me